I know it is up to down and in to out the rotting period right now.

You can strike a surprise visit to Emily’s house, only to find her spreading on top of her sofa like pieces of tuna watching endless The O.C; or you can checked into Ev’s around the corner room to find her standing firm on her bed with a broomstick on hand, singing the latest hit of American Idol by Renaldo Lapuz, I am your brother, your best friend forever… (seriously, watch it, we watch till Ev actually dropped down frm her chair heh) And if you ever need help on moaning lawn or washing filthy toilet OR someone to brush your teeth, do phone up them. Of course lah, you have to pay up a small amount of fortune, cause you are dealing with Emily and Ev here. They calculate money like dust.
And they will definitely say yes,
Cause they are THIS free. Plus Ev’s You Tube must-watch list is finished 3 days ago.
But ever since my last update on Heath Ledger, this within period had been the busiest moment of my life. In fact, I’m really not sure why the hell am I having this time to journal, with my mind surfing through endless thoughts trying to spot that missing hole of important memos, I might have just missed out an assignment just like that. Oh God.
And I am SO NOT over Heath Ledger yet!
Just wait till Chinese New Year and I shall do some serious playback. A few honorable mentions should be rewarded to the talented him instead of rumors. Yesh.
Okay back to point. Its been God Knows How Many days since I have been away from my computer so needless to say, from my journal. A
- Went for the usual Subang Jaya teenagers hype trend, Genting Trip. But its Alas we did it thing. Just peeps and uhm one peeps boyfriend. And that was worth a 2 days of rotting process again, as we walk aimlessly around. Ate Pizza Hut and got stomach ache, Yee Keong actually slept in the toilet more than on the sleeping bag haha. Watched AVP2 and Oh My God Great God Lord whatever it is please save the human population and stopped them from watching shows like this, or even to produce them. Honestly, whats the whole point of this piece of crap I have no idea, me and Ev have totally no intention to even step in the cinema, but Emily and Yk insisted so badly. Fine lah we went in. At 1 in the morning. Not long after that, yes you think right-they went sleeping, and I guess perhaps this is something we had never and will never come across again, me and Ev actually watched with a disgusted screw up faces and body hold up as long as giraffe. I mean seriously people (no offence Sheun Yeow haha), whats with an alien coming down to earth, planted another bunch of as ugly as him alien, and then set off to play catching them?! Plus all night the only conversation we got was tsiek tsiek tsiek from that alien who possessed Red Indian hair. Untill the part of breeding eggs into pregnant lady’s stomach through their throat and made their fetus burst was just barbaric lah. Me and Ev literally made a Matrix motion of turning our head to each other with a Why-On-Earth-Are-We-Actually-Watching-Th
-ev- says (9:45 PM):
Erm. Cause got naked ppl there in the American Gangster. i went outside nia den suddenly
-ev- says (9:46 PM):
POM
-ev- says (9:46 PM):
on d screen. mum n dad like o.o
zheng joo says (9:46 PM):
uh did they see u? are u tengah kena nagging now?
-ev- says (9:47 PM):
DUH. Noleh.dey eyes like O.O d now
zheng joo says (9:47 PM):
are they lookin at you in a dirty way now?
-ev- says (9:47 PM):
LOL. Noleh. i like WTH. Then faster go in room. So mum dad like..innocent gall
-ev- says (9:47 PM):
ahhh! LOL. i mean dats wad deir brain will tink leh
zheng joo says (9:48 PM):
.....
zheng joo says (9:48 PM):
wth hell lah u. if u innocent
zheng joo says (9:48 PM):
i dun have brain wan
zheng joo says (9:48 PM):
and emily dun exist
-ev- says (9:48 PM):
Wth. LOL. eh eh where got such ting k
-ev- says (9:48 PM):
LOL u dam funny
-ev- says (9:49 PM):
em dun exist -WTH. lolz!
zheng joo says (9:49 PM):
YEALAH CAUSE SHE EDI INNOCENT LIKE SHIT
zheng joo says (9:49 PM):
but very noisy innocent lah
-ev- says (9:49 PM):
LOL ahahaha
zheng joo says (9:49 PM):
see abit of breast, YEAAARRRRR
-ev- says (9:49 PM):
TRUE TRUE:YERRRR. LOL
-ev- says (9:49 PM):
we like: SHUT UP LAH.
-ev- says (9:49 PM):
kleh not dat bad leh LOL
zheng joo says (9:49 PM):
homg u should be there lah that day when me and emily watch 40 years old virgin. DAMN BLARDY HELL LONG EDI SUMMORE ALL PORN WAN
-ev- says (9:50 PM):
LOL LOL LOL
zheng joo says (9:50 PM):
Emily jaw down all time
-ev- says (9:50 PM):
She sure waaaa. LOLZ
zheng joo says (9:50 PM):
then she said it is MING ZHONG ZHU DING that whenever she is with us everything is porn. wth rite. i wanted to watch chocalate factory at 1st but she go choose her self that show
-ev- says (9:50 PM):
LOL. where got such tings!!! d time in genting we watch no porn wan arh!
zheng joo says (9:51 PM):
LOL thats cause yk is there
-ev- says (9:52 PM):
aahahah wth where got such tings wan!
-ev- says (9:52 PM):
mayb d alien is considered porn lah hor. d sexual reproduction method, thru mouth wan, den babies pop up thru stomache LOL
zheng joo says (9:52 PM):
HONG YESSSS AVP2. WE ARE ACTUALLY WATCHING ALIEN HAVING SEX
-ev- says (9:52 PM):
EXACTLY WEI and we human are like d medium man!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ev shaddap, medium...wth
LOL. ahahah considered mah. we like d sacrifice ppl. d most stupid wasn is d first two kena killed punya leh.like suddenly revived. i tot got hope, den die again. WTHHHHH
We are deprived of being productive two months ago. You don’t wanna come anywhere near us.

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Playing Checkers while waiting for ze bus. Very no life. Proof: Look at Ev.
Reached. Starbuck-ing while Em and Yk joinned the long queue.

They came back. And stoned.

Ev's the eating god. No she did not just took one grape. She by far finished four dishes already.
Pizza Hut. Cause of Stomach Ache. And duh Ev eating again. Africa really should bann her.
Stomach Ache laah.
- Sweeney Todd is a freaking awesome movie! Johnny Depp’s voice was a clear string of freshness and soul feeding, with a slothful taste of sadness and emptiness. Absolute Brilliance. Oh God he should be done with an album. But nah course he would not have done that, he’s the King of Weird. And King of Weird don’t produce some trashy for commercial sake album. Pray him get an Oscar for this, cause it is well deserved. And no I am yet to watch a lorry of films, due to the pre notice busyness. I wanna watch Clover field and Atonement badly. And Juno. And Cashback. And Gone Baby Gone. And Awake. And Across The Universe.
- Metrodad has been a good read. (Extracted)
“Disney Princesses are terrible role models. This was, by far, my biggest issue with the princess dolls. Look, I know that it's absurd to think of a plastic piece of crap as being a role model for my daughter but the fact is that, in Disney's case, the doll is a representation of a character. So let's take a look at those characters. Most of them spend half their time in captivity or in a coma, waking up only when a prince comes along and kisses them. The only ones who are exceptions to this are Mulan and Pocahontas. Hell, Mulan has to dress up as a boy to fight in the army and Pocahantas lacks full princess status. Also, many of the princess tales celebrate the ugly duckling scenario of overnight transformation. That, in and of itself, would not be that big of a deal. The problem is that none of the princesses actually "work" to achieve their transformations. Sleeping Beauty is a victim. Snow White's greatest feat of courage was dusting. And as someone once said, Cinderella essentially gains all her power through the good will of a magical floating Angela Lansbury look-alike. Now, I'm no feminist but it's pretty clear to me that Disney princesses tend to belittle the efforts that women have made in terms of achieving gender equality on their own terms and with their own efforts. “
Ha ha ha. But eh I still like Disney. Don’t assume.
-Siew Yings open house had been heaps of fun. This is a must mentioned cause she moved to some land we totally got lost at. Lesson learned. Next time no more asking Jiyung to fetch go and Qihan to fetch back. Next time around, Chan Siew Ying have to do the honors. Hoho.

- I have finally found something worth in me cause all these while I am one darn hell stupit being alive- I BLARDY HELL PASS MY DRIVING TEST.
My unsupportive dad: Har?! How can you actually passed?! Cant believe you passed blah blah blah.
Roger (driving instructor): HAAAAR YOU PASSED AHH?! (Insert a max volume here)
Amir: HOMGAWD YOU PASSED. No one passed the 1st attempt but you pass.
Emily : #@$#%^$^ and congrats . haha.
Ev: Congrats! Haha Emily went for 3 times, I twice, you should only need one time lah fella.
I really don’t know how did I passed. All I did was talking to myself most of the time and just do what I am supposed to do. Although the scope part was utter disastrous. People pressed on clutch to restart the car, I pressed on break. Then people go down the scope rightly and get out of the car to sign their sign, but I opened the car door and pull down the side plastic thingi attached to the car. JPJ dude asked: Apatu ah?! I answered: Tak tau. And hide in under the seats. Thank God Joyce manage to tag along. OKAY point is I passed. There was this girl who started her on road test with a perfect condition kancil but came back with a missing piece of the back mirror and a squashed on the back. Apparently a huge ass lorry bang on the kancil. And magically they still survived, although it is obvious that the JPJ dude was walking shaking. That should gave him a fright and perhaps then he would realize that life’s short and that he should forge himself to quit the shameful sin of collecting bribes. ISH. And uh I still don’t dare to drive yet. Told ya I have no idea how the hell I passed. But Emily and Ev are getting their car pretty soon! Halelujjah. I would so make them drive me around even if I might get killed. (Molesting my license while jotting this hah) 
- I cut my hair. Yes, again. Please make it a habit of viewing this matter normal as the raining season in
- John Mayer’s Clarity drives me nuts, creating much summer diversion.
- Yess, The
I just have to keep telling myself that I would be okay. Because I am really working my ass off.
At times, I am getting more and more used to locking up myself in the room and lying on the bed, just to stare at things. I would stare hard and harder on the familiar white ceiling and the spinning fan. I haven’t even been doing proper sleeping for the past few weeks. Yet, I am loving all the stuff I created. Do you get the feeling? I shall get better, I guess.
Okay so heavy dose of assignment, checked. Not only that, I had to reached campus at 7 when my class only started at 10.30 cause transportation issue. There’s no more Su’s and Fleur’s hse for me to tumpang at, and I have to do absolute NOTHING at the front door everyday. A front door with a front floor and zero chairs. That’s the absolute bad part and one of the contributions on my sleepiness everyday. My class’s CD081-3, no more FICM Jan. My ID’s 0801078, no more 0701K61273. People now call me Monitor cause I am freaking one (Don’t ask why and how) and no more Zay-J cause theres this dude in my class that declares himself as J-Zee. Haha.
And I have to admit, my Class Advisor(CA) Way Chuan is kinof cool lah. He’s a great artist, gether with Khai Koon the tutor, and he has the ability to crack jokes without a single smile on his face. His most recent quote, I like the girl cause she look like the moon, and I am a spoon. How to relate ah? Moon, Spoon, Moon Spoon, ahh back to class. Crazy Random. Anyhoo. I have subjects on Design 1, Finished Art, History of Art, Figure Studies, Drawing and hmph English. Design 1 is a design conceptual class where they teach the basic of design mindset, which is Dots Drawing, as some of you are informed. Dots then create Lines, which is another assignment awaiting. Computer design software like Photoshop and Illustrator are also taught through this subject. Finished Art is all bout careful detail works, basically stuff like how to make your artwork presentable. Therefore we are doing quite a number of cut and paste, drawing grid system, and currently building box. Quite killing sometimes. I mean in here, you cant do cut and paste like some trashy examples back then in kindy garden, with all those remaining glues drying up everywhere. In here, everything is about measurement, accuracy and neatness. People like Tah Eve Lynn, I suggest you stay 5 feet away frm this one haha. History art would be history lah duh. Figure Studies is conducted by my CA and a pretty interesting subject. Very interesting in fact. We have got to study on human figure, their bone structure, flesh, proportion, shape of the eyes nose ear lips blah blah, and tons of practicing. In 3 years time, I should be able to draw out whomever I like, like those professional exhibitions you can see. We’ll see. Drawing would be the practice of free drawing on objects. This class’s uber fun, honestly. All we need is a drawing board and a standing holder with a stool. Then we draw free hand on those boards. Like what you see in films lah. Fantastic. We learned on shadowing, outline, and lot more.
Art Studies is a lot more complicated than you think, probably even tougher than math okay.
Also, my whole life seems to be tied on together with VERY LOUD CLASSES. First, 5C with Bay in it. Then, Ficm. Now CD0801-3. All as loud as trumpet. Haha. Meant to be lah. Good thing I am no deaf yet. Classmates detail next time round .
I SHALL SURVIVE. Must.
My Chinese New Year is evaporating cause quite a number of assignment just sign up to me. T_T
One of them would be collecting super cool angpau design. That’s the way how the lecturer put it-SUPER COOL. So people, mail me if you have any, pretty please?



And Happy Belated Burpday to Tah Eve Lynn.
Thanks for being the bestest pal.
May you be blessed with heaven of food everyday.
Sleep Less.
Start Driving for godsake.
Eat Less. Seriously.
Clean your bag.
Love cable car. Heh.
Okay Happy Chinese New Year!
Bye bye.
Feeling: Dong Dong Chiang. Festive.
Soundtrack: The Less- Pieces
